Now that summer is in full swing, it only means one thing. Well, two things. 1) Our unairconditioned environs are making us delirious, and 2) Reality TV is back! We forced Intern Calista to give up her nights that should be spent frolicking about with college aged folk to lock herself up inside watching college aged folk and adults who act like 19 year olds run around. You can now feel better about yourself knowing that this not your reality … just your reality TV.

We've gotten a little picky concerning what we actually consider funny, and couldn't extrapolate 10 worthy quotes, so six bite will have to hold you down until we get One Ocean Drive. Bon Apetite!

6. “Heidi, I can’t live without you. Like, I would do whatever it takes.” – Jordan like, really wants to make it work, The Hills

5. “The minute that I don’t write for the New York Daily News anymore, I’m like, home eating cheese whiz, watching Lucy reruns, probably.” – Joanna Molloy, Tabloid Wars

4. “I was like, ‘Hun, you have no taste… Yours is vanilla, mine is rocky road.’” –Kayne using the insult power of metaphor on Laura, Project Runway

3. “These guys are so young, but they know what to do.” –Does Whitney, realizes her mom watches The Hills?

2. "There’ve been times where I’ve gone to doors and I’ve started kicking them … and either this door’s gonna give or the person inside is gonna answer, because I need this quote.” –Kerry Burke shows us how it's done, TW

1. “She’s making an outfit right now for that dog show that’s like a big bag of skittles: purple and pink and scary.” –Keith on Angela’s “streetwalker” dress, Project Runway