Oh, how we do miss Santino so very much. To fill the void, we had to adopt the cast of America's Next Top Model and Top Chef for this week's round-up. The Apprentice kids still manage to say to darndest things, and, 8th & Ocean gives us the bitchy ditziness that had been snatched along with our darling Project Runway.

Intern Molly has the top 10 quotes of the week, straight from the reality stars' wagging tongues.

10. "You know, there's nothing in life that's fair. Like some people would say it's unfair that Brent is here because Brent has been a complete disaster. You understand that, Brent?"—Donald Trump, Apprentice

9. "You look like you've gone to Dolly Parton School."—Simon Cowell to Kelly Pickler, AI

8. "Jesus is my maker and he is my husband."—Brit at Model's for Christ (sic) meeting, 8th & Ocean

7. "Taylor, your appeal is that you're like every dad who has ever got drunk at a wedding."—Simon, AI

6. "Whatever I make, it's gonna be sexy. It doesn't have to be dick. It doesn't have to be balls."—Cynthia, Top Chef

5. "They get booze, they get comedian, horse with the carriage."—Lenny on what a corporate retreat should include, Apprentice

4. "If you need anything other than emergency items, please do not ask me."— On Furonda's list of demands, America's Next Top Model

3. "What have you made?"—Party Guest
"Chocolate covered peanut balls!"—Andrea
"Oh, I already have those."—Party Guest, Top Chef

2. "One time I was optioned for an Herbal Essence commercial, and I was practicing making that noise they make on that commercial."—Brit
"You mean that orgasm noise?"—Briana
"I don't have much experience with that."—Brit, 8th & Ocean

1. "Theresa's brain so small, she can't even understand…I wish, you know, her brain was big enough her boobs."—Lenny, Apprentice