6. "She was on Beauty and the Geek. At least she's upgrading to rock star. I think that's moving up the ladder … right … ?" — Bret Michaels, Rock of Love 2

5. "Being pretty is a talent. Sorry. People are drawn to beauty, period. People don't want to have ugly people in the group. People want to see me talk, people want to hear me. People want to come talk to me and just be my, like, friend. Not everybody is born beautiful — it's a fact." — Natalie, Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious

4. "Just to hook him up, I might make [the dog] a birthday cake out of horse doo-doo since that seems to be his favorite." — Rob, Rob & Big