3. "I wish Simon would have picked something that wasn't as predictable as this older kind of song for you, because I want you to rock, baby, you're a rocker! You're our rocker, so I needed more rock from it." — Randy Jackson, American Idol

2. "Only the lucky girls know what its like to kiss Flavor Flav." — Prancer, Flavor of Love 3

1. "It's a good thing that [gay marriage] has been shot down. You guys don't know anything about — there's a reason why. It means everybody and their best friend are going to say they're married to get their buddies insurance and everything. That's why it should be a crime. You guys don't know anything about politics, apparently." — Chad, A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila