6."My turds are sinking to the bottom. There is no floater." — Big, Rob and Big

5. "Grandpa … I got a question. You go to the bar with a girl, you been screwin' this girl for a couple months … but she's dancing with another dude. Like, you know, booty dancin', like grindin', her panties showin', stuff like that." — Dunbar, The Real World

4. "I'm just kinda sitting back here, like, holding my ass cheeks together, hoping everything's cool." — Ashley, Rock of Love 2