6. "Every prop must be used. Put it wherever you want, your penis, I don't care." — Nicky2States, Miss Rap Supreme

5. "I've never even considered teaching a woman magic. Women are supposed to stay home figuring out how to make cookies. Rabbits have their function in the show, birds have their function in the show, and women have their function in a magic show — that's to assist the magician." — Rocco, Celebracadabra

4. "You want me to tell you something funny? How about you look great?" — Luke to DeAnna, The Bachelorette