Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. We dispatch Intern Whitney to find the ten stupidest. After watching American Gladiators last night, we can’t believe she was able to narrow it down to ten.

10. "The three-headed dog that guarded the gates of hell? No, that was my ex-wife." — Vincent Pastore, The Celebrity Apprentice

9. "This is a skirt? Honey, it looks like … a coffee filter, or … a maxi pad." — Tim Gunn, Project Runway

8. "Here's just a small tip … for gowns, stay away from polyester. That's the fabric that strippers wear." — Stacy London, Miss America: Reality Check

7. "I'm a farm girl. I used to drive beet trucks, bean trucks, green trucks, cow trucks, you name it. But in Idaho there's really nobody to kill." — Lauri, Real Housewives of Orange County