3. "I don't feel rejected. I don't feel like I lost. Sometimes the tree gets knocked down before it ever gets to bear its fruit. I mean, that's how it is. That's the nature of the universe. … DeAnna tonight didn't reject me. She chose other guys. That's what happened. I didn't get rejected, she just chose other guys." — Ron, The Bachelorette

2. "I don't have to do anything but stay black and die." — Nicole, The Mole

1. "Alright, when I say go, start sucking." — Tila, A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila