Reality (Sound)bites
Guess What? People on TV are Stupid
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. We dispatch Intern Whitney to find the ten stupidest.

10. "It's looking very … 'happy hands at home' granny circle." — Tim Gunn, Project Runway

9. "I need, like, an actual dick, but I don't want to deal with the person attached to it. If I could find a girl with a dick, that would be perfect." — Brooke, The Gauntlet III

8. "How y'all gonna determine what ass it came out of? 'Oh my dog don't shit like that. It couldn't have been my dog, cause my dog's shit don't even look nothin' like that.' What kind of philosophy is that?" — Snoop Dogg, Snoop Dogg's Fatherhood

7. "Not to be outdone by the gay pride going on in the girls' room, Tyler and Ryan decided to give back the rainbow as well." — Evan, The Gauntlet III
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Hold everything! I LOVED Tim Gunn's remark. Despite his always seeming to be in character for a revival of Boys in the Band, in that case I thought he was really right on and quite witty. Too bad Victoria got kicked off. I thought she was hot, but a bitch regardless.
damn it dan cooper, you just ruined my project runway viewing for the week. why would you do that? asshole.