Reality (Sound)bites
Guess What? People on TV are Stupid
6. "My role today has been king of the women. The ladies will be doing the demos of the product because it's always more seductive that way. God has given them beauty; it would be an insult to God's creation to hide the beauty that God wants everybody to see. Think of it as doing God's work." — Gene Simmons,
The Celebrity Apprentice
5. "Everything I smell smells like doo-doo." — Rob,
Rob & Big
4. "If I'm gonna lose you, I am more likely to run you down with a baseball bat than strut around in high heels cause I'd break my neck in the heels." — DeAnna Prevatte,
American Idol
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Hold everything! I LOVED Tim Gunn's remark. Despite his always seeming to be in character for a revival of Boys in the Band, in that case I thought he was really right on and quite witty. Too bad Victoria got kicked off. I thought she was hot, but a bitch regardless.
damn it dan cooper, you just ruined my project runway viewing for the week. why would you do that? asshole.