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Reality (Sound)bites

Guess What? People on TV are Stupid

3. "Martini definitely has an addiction to balls. Just like her mother." — Kendra, The Girls Next Door

2. "I'm looking for a woman who I can connect with spiritually. And any woman willing to lick chocolate mousse off of her own breasts … that's a spiritual connection that you can't deny." — Bret Michaels, Rock of Love 2

1. "Simon didn't come down on me like I thought he would, so that's always good, because he goes down on just about everybody." — Paul Stafford, American Idol

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Jan 24, 2008 · posted by whitney · Link · 2 Responses

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Comments (2)

No. 1 Dan Cooper says:

Hold everything! I LOVED Tim Gunn's remark. Despite his always seeming to be in character for a revival of Boys in the Band, in that case I thought he was really right on and quite witty. Too bad Victoria got kicked off. I thought she was hot, but a bitch regardless.

Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 5:01 pm

No. 2 b says:

damn it dan cooper, you just ruined my project runway viewing for the week. why would you do that? asshole.

Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 8:24 pm