Reality (Sound)Bites
real fake people
Every week, a bunch of "real" people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "This is a trendy club, my friend. And you cannot come in this club with your cabbage head." — Evan, The Gauntlet III

9. "I did not call you a fat Italian. I called you a very fat Italian." — Piers Morgan, Celebrity Apprentice

8. "I have a feeling you have a lot of different sounds that come out of you." — Paula Abdul, American Idol

7. "The last time I saw a goodbye like Brooke and Evelyn I was watching the final scene of Titanic. I think it's sweet that they like each other and it's great and everything, but … I don't even think Brooke's a real lesbian." — Coral, The Gauntlet III
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