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6. "I need you to blowdry my crotch, if you don't mind." — Big, Rob and Big
5. "[I had a girlfriend] a couple months ago. [We broke up because] I just didn't feel that burning love." — Patrick, who seems to have confused love with STDs, The Millionaire Matchmaker
4. "If I was given that gift, I'd give it back. Or I'd lose it then. This is not the best present in the world, is it?" — Simon Cowell, to a contestant who swore her voice was a gift from God, American Idol
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