10. "If you was like me when I was in school, there was all love. I'd walk in, they'd be like, 'What's happening? Woot woot. Woot woot woot woot.'" — Snoop Dogg, Snoop Dogg's Father Hood

9. "We actually get to throw our dead weight overboard. I'm just trying to figure out a way to tie some bricks to these girls' chests so when they hit the water they go right to the bottom and we never see them again." — Evan, The Gauntlet III

8. "I decided if I was going to lose any money it was gonna be at the bar, where I could at least double my vision." — Scott Baio, Scott Baio is 46 … and Pregnant

7. "Being a big dude is like being a pick-up truck. Everybody wants to use him when it's time to move something." — Big, Rob & Big