6. "Everyone's waiting for me to just implode. I just feel the need to lay and listen to Britney." — Joshuah, Big Brother

5. "After all of Johnny's talk about finding a woman and settling down, I couldn't understand how being in an empty strip club before noon was going to help his cause. Especially since everyone knows all the classy strippers don't start their shift until midnight." — Scott Baio, Scott Baio is 46 … and Pregnant

4. "Matching is about finding two people, bringing them together in harmony, hoping they fall in love and then walking away from it and getting your karma credits in heaven. You don't get paid for this. This is God's work." — Patty, The Millionaire Matchmaker