Because all those TMZ.com emails about every note sung and Coca-Cola drank on American Idol already make us queasy, we made Intern Molly watch this week's round of reality TV. She rounded up the best soundbites from a growing selection of shows, even though you probably already caught them in last week's preview of this week's programming.

10. "She constantly has diarrhea of the mouth and the mindless blabber that comes out of her mouth drives me insane."—Tarek on Charmaine, The Apprentice

9. "She's like a linebacker who's so big but can't tackle."—Guest Judge Roy Campbell on Sarah, America's Next Top Model

8. "I don't know whether to give you a record deal or a straight jacket."—Paula Abdul to Taylor Hicks, American Idol

7. "You can understand chemistry but you can't understand the concept of a phone?"—Brooke to Nnenna, America's Next Top Model

6. "I have the snot rag right now."—Kellie Pickler, American Idol

The Top 5, after the jump.

5. "I have two eyes on your in front of me and one eye behind me. You're a snake. Hssssss."—Miguel to Tiffany, Top Chef

4. "I love when I see an artist make a choice to change their mind."—Paula Abdul, American Idol

3. "I'm fucking in the weeds."—Miguel, Top Chef

2. "Well, you like red because you come from Russia."—Donald Trump to Lenny, The Apprentice

1. "Someone at that [judges] table is drunk. You make the call."—Ryan Seacrest, American Idol