
5WPR, the public relations firm led by industry punching bag Ronn Torossian, sent over a few photos of Paris Hilton, Benji Madden, and America's Next Top Model something Jaslene Gonzalez (who we don't know, and apparently neither does 5WPR, since they spelled her name "Jaslene Gonzalzes") partying at "new midtown hostpot" Haven last night. Notes the emailed plant: "The notorious party girl parked herself at the table right next to the DJ booth, where her bf Benji was spinning, keeping herself awake by drinking Three Olives Cherry Vodka and Red Bull all night long."
Normally, we refrain from posting this soul-emaciating flack-fed items. But then some of you might have been worried that, given the ruinous economy and Wall Streeters withdrawing cash from their bank accounts, the days of overpriced bottle service were over. Hallelujah, they are not! (More evidence of celebrities paid to show up places here.)
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