Take away the money, the beauty and the fame, and stars are just as miserable as the rest of us.

The Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen divorce is offering scheudenfreude for anyone who has ever been jealous of her body or his way with prostitutes.

In an email to Richards, Sheen wrote,

You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig.

Talentless? Did Sheen miss the threesome scene in Wild Things? But to be fair, her nose job did turn out a bit piggish.

But Sheen did kindly suggest that Richards seek counsel in her mom and wrote, “cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser." BTdub, Richard’s mom had cancer at the time.

Things might be awkward between Grammy and dad at the next birthday party for the girls.