The 911 call placed by Heather Locklear's psychologist is as tame as the one placed by the mother of a former Lindsay Lohan assistant is crazy. It's the tape that sent paramedics scrambling to the star's house, only to find the supposedly suicidal Locklear was calm and doing just fine. But the tape is worthwhile for one thing: Between the shrink's half-assed directions and the 911 operator's own admission, you can figure out where she lives. Good luck with the crazies!