When we first announced Brody Jenner was accepting pathetic, desperate video entreaties from women willing to do anything (and we mean "fifth base anything") to go out with him, we kinda expected a bit more enthusiasm from our SEF (Single Easy Female) demographic.

Because, even though we generously offered to help a few lucky ladies with their video submissions, we haven't heard back from a single singleton willing to humiliate herself for the slim chance at having a memorable one-night stand with the Brodster!

And now comes more evidence that this, Brody Jenner, is the guy for you:

In a dialogue exchange that is part of a profile of Jenner in the March issue of Details, Spencer Pratt, described as Jenner's "manager- slash- publicist-slash- agent-slash-stylist" says to Jenner, "Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You'll be, like, a fucking hero to America."

Sadly, Jenner had to concede failure on Operation Fatten Up Nicole, although he did manage to achieve an arguably impressive accomplishment by dating Lauren Conrad for an episode or two of The Hills.

"Basically," says Jenner, 23, "I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills."

Hear that? Well given that you, lady readers, are not on The Hills, you should feel honored that the social-climbing Brody Jenner is even considering devoting an entire evening of his very important time to mindless sexual relations with you, and post-coital bragging rights.

So if you're looking to gain a few pounds (and bang a wannabe celebrity), start sending in those tapes, Beanpoles. We want to help make the magic happen.