After just five short months, Renée Zellweger and Kenny Chesney are having their marriage annulled, bringing to an end their whirlwind affair that, as best we can recount, pretty much only included a wedding in the Virgin Islands.

Not that we're keeping tabs or anything, but even Liza Minelli and David Gest lasted longer. Though we'll give them this: Their vows held longer than Kate Moss' high.