Dear Reuters

In case you're wondering why most folks in media kinda, uh, laugh at ya'll, it's because of stories like this.

Richard Desmond, the wealthy one-time adult magazine publisher known in the tabloids as Dirty Des, said on Monday he would launch an American version of his weekly star cavalcade OK! in early August and write a $100 million (57.3 million pounds) check to get it started.

Monday, he announced this? Now we thought the porn mogul had made his plans well aware for months.

xoxo
Jossip