Rich Cat Lady Looks for Husband Via Saddest Means Possible
With that much money, why doesn't she just BUY a mate?
 


A woman spent $3 million dollars on a Superbowl ad in hopes of catching the perfect beer-gut slouch of a husband. You can tell the Amy Borkowsky here is desperate because she describes her age as "somewhere between Carrie and Samantha," and also refers to dating as "a game," meaning she's read that Neil Strauss book from front to back.

There is nothing sadder than a 2008 SATC reference, unless its spending three million smackers to land a man that will listen to you talk about apple martinis and and shoes for the rest of his god-given life.

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No. 1 · anonymous

you're being too hard on her. She's a cute girl, it's a cute ad and she spent a LOT of money to do it. I hope she finds someone.

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 8:55 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Jen C

Actually I saw her on the today show, she's looking to raise 3million to put an ad in the superbowl commericals. She works in marketing and has determined that she will get the most coverage for her money by doing this as a superbowl ad. If she doesn't raise enough money then all the money she does raise is going to United Way.

Posted: Oct 27, 2008 at 9:32 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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