Before Jeff Bercovici's feud with Eric Altermann even had time to cool to room temperature, the new Portfolio blogger is launching a crusade against Richard Johnson.

Friday's Page Six carried an item about Heather Mills McCartney, in which the Dancing With the Stars castoff is written up for illegally parking in handicap zones, and: referred to as "peg-legged."

In his new role at Conde Nast, it seems, Bercovici is a champion of P.C.-ness and the rights of the disabled, calling out RJ & Co. for their off-colored comment about McCartney's missing limb.. Also: A chance to carry on an anti-"where Corynne Steindler works" crusade.

That, or perhaps Jeff B. couldn't care one way or the other, and instead latched on to any opportunity to drum up scandal to drag attention to his new blog. Just the type of attention a struggling Portfolio needs!