Because the only safe haven for a public personality to avoid the spotlight while resuscitating his image is rehab, that's where the hogtied meth-and-dildo-carrying CNN anchor Richard Quest is heading. Not that the decision was exactly voluntary: A judge ordered him into a facility. Given Quest's signature phrase – "Wherever your travels take you, I hope it's profitable" – we wish him the best. He's to undergo six months of treatment in exchange for the court dropping misdemeanor possession charges. And if The Insider's Pat O'Brien's escapades tell us anything, Quest could very well end up back on the cable network. Not that they're saying what'll happen either way.