Richard Quest, the gay CNN International host who was arrested in Central Park in April after cops found him wondering around after hours, now carries with him a reputation for drug use and outdoor dildo and rope sex. It was just a few days later that Quest was said to have entered rehab for drug abuse; when he was arrested, he immediate fessed up to cops he was carrying meth. And then, just as quickly as the scandal brewed, it seemed to dissipate: CNN welcomed him back to the airwaves this month.

It just so happens that we caught Quest on CNN International today, reporting on the new bi-level Airbus A380, which the airline Emirates debuted in Hamburg, Germany. While 400 passengers will be squeezed into coach on the first floor, the upper class second floor is, literally, the lap of luxury.

So hard is the A380 trying to one-up the competition, they have outfitted the premium cabin with showers. And guess where Quest turned up?

Exactly.

For what it's worth, passengers are only allowed five minutes of water per shower, so no foreplay, k?