So, about that earlier Page Six report that CBS News was looking to bring on former MSNBC chief Rick Kaplan to resurrect Katie Couric's ratings? "Totally false," tattles an industry insider with knowledge of CBS News goings-on. Sure, CBS had already denied Page Six's claim, but whenever there's a chance for CBS communications chief Gil Schwartz to wear his asshat and destroy an attempt at good or neutral press, we'll always opt against him.