Rob Lowe’s aggressive defense against the allegations of sexual harassment began normally enough, with a blog item on Huffington Post. Too bad his public display is being met with equally questionable follow-ups. Namely, he doesn’t want the help of the Santa Barbara County Sheriff, which heard about Lowe’s extortion ordeal and offered its services. Instead, Lowe is suing the axed nanny, Jessica Gibson, for $1 million on claims of defamation, inflicting emotional distress, and violation of a confidentiality agreement; she’s the won who allegedly wanted $1.5 million in hush money. Meanwhile, Lowe’s chef, Pete Clements, said he only found out about Lowe’s claims from a voicemail his mother left him. The actor alleges Clements had sex on his bed “with third parties,” stole meds from the medicine cabinet, overcharged the family for food, and tampered with security cameras. To hide the MSG he was sneaking into the food.