Rejoice, Guidos! Today is the day you can get your hands on Rob The Bouncer's non-fictional-ish tell-all Clublife: Thugs, Drugs, and Chaos at New York City's Premier Nightclubs. Even more exciting for you than the chance to relive your 4am's at "Axis" is that Rob's real identity is set to be revealed on the book's publication date. Which is, um, today. So start caring and such!

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