Kathy Griffin may rule the D-list, but she doesn't hold the clipboard. That honor goes to D-list agent Roger Paul, who reps such wonderkinds as T-shirt hawker Dustin "Screech" Diamon, Gary Coleman, and Gabe Kaplan. But this "Jew with a Christmas wreath in his office" just doesn't like the term D-list. It's not fair to his clients, he says. After all, he's using the same A-list PR tactics – Myspace! – as the major players, so why should be be regulated to the drowing depths of celebrity just because his biggest client still makes "Zach Morris is gay" jokes?

D-List Don [Mandy Stadtmiller, NYP]