The only thing that America’s youth cares about is social networking. That’s why candidates for the 2008 election are jumping on the Facebook bandwagon to let the kids know they’re hip. After the jump, we dissect the Facebook profile of the man Facebook has burned, Rudy Giuliani.

Key Stats:
Supporters: 4,647
Wall Posts: 269

Profile Picture:
Rudy Giuliani is not John Edwards or Mitt Romney. He does not look good for any angle. And we’d understand his interest in using a flattering picture, but the guy cut off his hairline. Does he think we wouldn’t notice that his skull, once covered with combed over hair and now bare, was missing from this shot? Besides, he still looks kind of fat in that picture. Also, we’ve never met Rudy Giuliani in person, but we’re pretty sure in real life, he doesn’t have a “Rudy | Team Rudy” sign under his chin. Plus, that may be the worst slogan ever.

Birthday and Favorite TV Shows:

It says Rudy was born in 1944, but by his favorite TV shows, he might as well have been born in 1988.

From The Wall:
After Caroline Hanover née Giuliani showed the passive aggressive power of Facebook by joining Barack Obama group, it must have taken some effort for Guilani's troops to get him on Facebook. But wasn’t it worth it for a post like this?

About Me:
Is Rudy Giuliani the next Bob Dole or does he care so little about Facebook he can’t even get his Facebook ghost writer to discuss him in first person?

This may be the longest passage about Rudy Giuliani that fails to mention 9/11.