Here’s some hearsay: New York Daily News editor Martin Dunn wants to be Rupert Murdoch's bitch.

Here are some facts: Dunn still lives in England, he wrote a toady think piece on working for Murdoch for The Guardian and there’s an opening at Murdoch’s Times of London.

When asked about his ambitions to leave Mort Zuckerman for Rupert Murdoch, Dunn told Jeff Bercovici, "Quite frankly, Rupert ain't going to be my employer."

Okay, but if Dunn did want to leave, there would be no better way to impress him than with a grammatically incorrect but socially acceptable contraction.