When we saw the comments on our site yesterday, in regards to Jessica Joffe's Banana Republic ad, one stuck out in particular. Not just because it basically called us loveless losers who are destroying the world, but also because it was signed, "Ryan Adams, fuck up, human being, charmed citizen of earth in support of JJ." Actually, we'll just give you the whole thing.
To trash a decent, thoughtful, hardworking beautiful person is exactly what one would expect of you and websites such as this. You make the world, each day you do this to people, a worse place to live. Do what you like, trash who you must, but know that kharma is a bitch. The reason you are so attracted to causing pain and judging others, is because of the obvious lack of kindness and love in your own life. I hope you are proud of yourself. Every day you continue to tear people down, I hope you think about what kind of world you are creating and what you are leaving for your children and others.
Ryan Adams,
fuck up, human being, charmed citizen of earth in support of JJ.
Ryan Adams like the singer Ryan Adams? Well, his website seems to confirm it. In response to his fans wondering if this really was him, leaving his poetic words of wonderment on our little blog, he confirms.
was me in fact. that shit just aint cool.
After recovering from the initial horror that Ryan Adams doesn't think we're cool, and then re-reading the post to find anything actually offensive (which we didn't) we got to thinking: why is this charmed citizen of earth so diligently supporting another charmed citizen of the Earth? Is she like, inspiring his next album? God, is this another one of those Chloe Sevingy / Morrissey relationships? Or was Gawker right?
Is Jessica Joffe really eating up all Parker Posey's sloppy seconds in the form of one Ryan Adams? Come to think of it, their babies would be all cute and cherub-like.
Ryan Comments on Jossip Regarding Jessica Joffe
Earlier: Earn Your Double Rewards Points With Jessica Joffe
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Ryan's obviously got a huge stick up his ass. I suppose good-humored sarcasm is above his level of intelligence.
If she was thoughtful, Ryan, she would know better than to wear skeevy shit like Banana.
If she was thoughtful, Ryan, she would know better than to wear skeevy shit like Banana.
Unbelievable. Your parents must be proud. I bet you go to bed each night thinking about whom to fuck with tomorrow. Envy. You are the lowest of the low. Poison! Go get a real job. This is not journalism. Do you know Ryan or his girlfriend? Should we really give a flying shit? No. The man puts out records. Buy them if you want, or don’t. It’s a free economy. But leave the man alone. So he has a girlfriend. So he likes to fuck celebrities. So what. I would to. I don’t feel the need though to continually pick these relationships apart.
It must be amazing living your lives through other peoples. The difference is many of these are artists. They have put something back into the world. Much of it could be shit, yeah. However, at least they are putting their energies into something they believe in. How can you really believe in what you are doing? Tap, tap, tap, tap, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!!!!!
Get out. Let the sun on your pasty faces and move on. Life is there for living. Feel good about yourselves. Put down your Hello magazines and buy some oils. Be creative. Go out have a glass of wine with friends. Get a real job. Don’t leech of others. Remember, when you’re old, what are you going to tell your grandkids about. Oh, yeah, how Ryan Adams fathered Suri, instead of Tom. Whatever….Happy days. Ryan’s on tour I think now. Go see him. I will when he comes to the UK. See someone creating something that actually means something to someone. Close this window down. Get some air.
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I thought Ryan expressed himself rather well on the subject.
I picture the staff members of "Jossip" as the "Bruno" character from the Ali G show.
Danny, if you have to rant at length, make sure to check your writing for spelling and grammar mistakes, then check the last few sentences to make sure they're coherent (because they aren't). Your post makes you sound like you're drunk.
danny and ryan sittin in a tree…….
i thought he had a good point. it really is a sad legacy to leave to our kids.
I'm so sick of people trashing Ryan Adams for being himself and standing up for himself. Its refreshing.
He's a musical genius, and if you don't think so just don't buy his music.
People seem to be so insanely jealous of his talent that they go out of their way to degrade him in anyway they can. Its revolting! I never could imagine making such an effort to go out of my way to be so hateful about someone I claim to abhor.
He's not perfect, he's the first one to admit it…we're all human….come on people.