
Farrah Fawcett is going to be pissed: Her ex-Love Story lover Ryan O'Neal was arrested this morning, along with their 23-year old son Redmond, with narcotics believed to be amphetamines. Redmond had been living with his father after a previous drug misdemeanor charger in 2006, the conditions of which allowed cops to enter the premises at any time and make a sweep for possible substances. Ryan's daughter and Redmond's half-sister, Tatum O'Neal, got busted earlier this year trying to buy drugs on a street corner in NYC.
You have to imagine family reunions for these people involve some sort of weird Brady Bunch/Jerry Springer shenanigans, with a sprinkle of meth-induced paranoia. Hopefully Celebrity Rehab is still casting for the second season, so we can watch the O'Neal patriarch go head-to-head with Gary Busey.
C'mon, they were just on the way to the bingo parlor, ya' know, and the directions got all fouled-up. One-thing-led-to-another, and it's all a big mix-up.
Ryan O'Neal is from Wassila? Weird.