Congratulations to Salma Hayek!

Her rep has confirmed to Star magazine that Salma is pregnant., and that "she and her fiance, businessman Francois-Henri Pinault, are expecting their first child."

Which is so much more interesting than those "pregnancy or person-who-ingests-actual-food" photos we're generally subjected to. In any event, the Hayek confirmation proves an interesting twist in this recent celebrity pregnancy epidemic.

Let's take a look at the official scoreboard!

Salma Hayek: Pregnancy confirmed; father is fiance Francois-Henri Pinault.
Naomi Watts: Pregnancy confirmed; father is long-term boyfriend, Liev Schrieber.
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Pregnancy unconfirmed; "father" is either husband Freddy Prinze Jr. or merely a bad case of indigestion.
Bridget Moynahan: Pregnancy confirmed, father is ex-boyfriend, Tom Brady.
Gisele Bundchen: Pregnancy unconfirmed, the rumored father is none other than her current (short-term) boyfriend…Tom Brady.

And while the whole supermodel pregnancy scare is merely speculation at this point, it's nonetheless worth noting that Gisele's IMG rep's flat denial has suddenly become a somewhat more ambiguous "we never comment on our clients' personal lives."**

Which leaves us wondering, which one is it? Baby…or chimichanga?

**Except, you know, that one time. Several days ago. When they did.