Samantha Ronson Stars In "All the Sad Young Literary Lesbians"
Scandal erupts when it's revealed that someone in Hollywood knows how to write.
 

Lindsay Lohan's freak-sistah (not Ali) is getting a chance to tell her possibly-insightful story of growing up a real-life Tenenbaum. Samantha Ronson is in talks to pen a memoir about her life, and while everyone is freaking out that Samantha is using her relationship with LiLo to garner interest (she is), the DJ/club owner/child-of-a-socialite probably has some juicy niblets from her own life that don't involve Fire Crotch. Is Ronson a legitimate celebrity without Lindsay? No. But that's not usually a criteria for authors.

Best part of the whole book lead up?

Michael Lohan's furious reaction to someone "using" his daughter as a leverage for success. "People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest."

Not using his daughter to leverage his own success, Mr. Lohan will guest star on the next season of Living Lohan.

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Comments (5)

No. 1 · thefrontpage

Who the hell cares about any of these people, including Lindsey Lohan? All of their 15 minutes are up–all of them. No one cares! Next story, please!

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:26 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · jealous

im sorry but that is the greatest photo ever.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 12:02 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · heather

Michael Lohan is furious that someone else is using his daughter.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 2:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · geoff

Guess Michael thinks only he and Dina should be allowed to make money off of Lindsey. At least Samantha actually seems to care about her.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 4:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · steve

Michael Lohan is the most monstrous hypocrite. Who ever would have heard of *him* if not for his daughter? Samantha Ronson doesn't need to write a book for $$$ - her family is old money, and filthy rich. Michael, on the other hand, is milking the tabloids for every cent he can, and not caring how much damage he does to Lindsay in the process…

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 6:41 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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