Trademark infringement plaintiff and Times Square stable the Naked Cowboy ditched his East Coast home for little to try to make a play for it out west. It did not go well. Performing with his signature guitar and tighty-whities, Robert Burck was arrested Friday in San Francisco's Union Square for violating local rules disallowing soliciting or the playing of an instrument in the square. On Monday, he's due in court, a place he's growing increasingly familiar with. [NYP]