Sarah Ivens' Biggest Fear Is That 'Larry And Howard May Have Tricked Us All'
Not All Of Us, Sarah. Just You
OK! magazine breaks off its annoying multiple-issue deal with devoted father/publicity whore Larry Birkhead after plummeting sales figures prove nobody else gives a shit rumors surface that he and Howard K. Stern may have some sort of a backroom deal during the Anna Nicole Smith custody proceedings.
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Have they been lobotomized?? Of COURSE there was a backroom deal. Weren't they paying attention? How do the two go from being mortal enemies to sudden best buddies united over the Pollyanna sunshine of reuniting that poor child with a biological father she'd never met?
Current working theory is that Us offered him more money and OK! couldn't cough it up.
I just wonder how much OK! and all the other media outlets scrambling to cover Dannielynn will "care" about her if she doesn't inherit the Marshall fortune and is no longer the "million-dollar-baby" they purport her to be…