Sarah Palin Gets Lawyer in Preperation for Becoming the Next Oprah
 

PALIN CABINET
One time VP candidate, all time beauty queen Sarah Palin is employing the services of "superstar" Washington lawyer Robert Barnett, which could only mean one of two things: She's trying to market her book/TV deal, or she's going to sue Michelle Obama for wearing that Jason Wu dress better than she ever could. The funny thing about Robert Barnett though? The other clients he has represented:

• Barack Obama

• Hillary Clinton

• Bill Clinton

It looks like someone gave Sarah a bum tip on partisan attorneys. She should have stuck with her original choice, Kim Kardashian's dad.

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Comments (6)

No. 1 · Sissy Willis

If you like Barbie Dolls made into cakes, Michelle Obama's wearing of that gown was right up your alley.

Posted: Jan 22, 2009 at 12:30 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · SamanthaAK

SNEAK PREVIEW Table of Contents here!

http://www.236.com/news/2008/1....._10302.php

Posted: Jan 22, 2009 at 2:45 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Delilah

Michelle Obama could never wear any dress better than Sarah P…..let's face it. And that dress with cotton balls glued to it was awful. We all let out a collective gasp when she appeared on TV. Her rear end and stomach looked huge! She's short waisted with wider hips, that was not the look for her. She's worn other dresses quite well and I'm sure she'll find her path in the next 4 short years, please God, let it be 4 very short quick years and then back to Hyde Park/JCrew….Obscurity ltd….hear they've got really cute stuff.

Posted: Jan 22, 2009 at 7:07 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · fanofgrendel

Oh…Oh…Oh… I know Jossip Jerks hate this, but SARAH PALIN IS GOING TO MAKE MILLIONS FROM HER BOOK!

She will laugh at lame Commie bloggers all the way to the bank.

Posted: Jan 23, 2009 at 12:23 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Deo

Yeah, it´s going be great…recipes for moosemeat and SPAM casseroles! Ghostwritten, of course.
Sarah Palin-Tonya Harding 2012 !!!!

Posted: Jan 23, 2009 at 5:07 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Jeanne

Can she actually write? Her literacy skills are specious at best. She can use the advance money to buy a new triple-wide for her daughter and her redneck baby!

Posted: Jan 24, 2009 at 3:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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