Sarah Palin in a Swimsuit: You Know You Want It
don't get too excited, it's a one-piece
 


Ever since word got out that Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin once won the Miss Wasilla beauty contest and was a runner-up for Miss Alaska, men all over have been busy Googling some combination of the words Sarah+Palin+Swimsuit+MILF. Hell, even Hugh Hefner thought it would boost U.S morale to see some presidential tahtahs on the cover of Playboy.

Welp, ask and you shall receive. Here is footage from the swimsuit portion of Sarah Palin's 1982 pageant run:

 

Hmm…looks legit, although no other footage has yet to surface of the pageant, including video of the talent portion, where Palin single-handedly took down a wild moose and gutted it onstage in under five minutes.

Comments (10)

No. 1 · flutterby

The announcer calls her Sarah Heath (her maiden name), talks about her college major, et cetera. What's not to believe about this? It's also not embarrassing. It's not like she was asked how to achieve world peace.

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 at 4:41 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Ugh

Dave get off this woman's clit. You're riding it hard and I know boyfriend doesn't roll like that. Enough of Palin already

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 at 5:34 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · LadyLove

She looks stiff as a board! hahahahahaa that's called "A White Girl Strut"

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 at 5:49 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · erikvel

she is gorgeous! if there is one thing obama should envy of her over his vp, it is her smile and personality!

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 at 6:52 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Jo

Well that explains why she "answers" questions the way she does! Words, no substance. U.S. Americans, we are next to Canada and we all need more maps please!!

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 at 7:03 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · parkay

I see strength and a future wife, mother, daughter and the next vice-president of the USA. God Bless her and God Bless America

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 at 7:05 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Former Texas Republican

Y'all are delusional that she is vice president material. Parkay you are hilarious and obviously really Sarah Palin blogging on this site. Maybe you should be prepping for the trouncing Biden is going to give you next week in the debate.

Posted: Sep 26, 2008 at 10:59 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · JoeBob

I see a shallow Barbie with a Bible and a gun. Just what we need: her and Grandpa Kwazee running the show after eight years of Cheney + Bush. Let's regress even more.

Posted: Sep 27, 2008 at 12:54 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 at 6:02 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Kevin

Yeah, this is awful. I wish she had just snorted cocaine and used other drugs, then associated with terrorists and criminals– then by god she WOULD be qualified to be president!!

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Posted: Sep 28, 2008 at 12:47 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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