Sarah Palin is Objectively Nonsensical
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No matter how you feel about Sarah Palin's treatment by the press during and after the electoral landscape, I would like to invite you to make heads or tails of this video, without the jaded lens of the media pundits talking over her or asking any tough questions about newspapers or NAFTA, and just…listen to her. Do her sentences ever end? Sometimes I think I'm crazy because she sounds like she's making sense, but then I realize she's just using and reusing the same prepositional phrase over and over, and never ending her statement.

Says Cajun Boy:

I mean, the straight truth is, she doesn't really say anything, she just sort of throws words haphazardly out of her brain, with either little or no regard to whether or not those words connect to form something resembling a cohesive unit, or with a blissful blind ignorance to the fact that she's not making any sense at all, which I think is more likely to be the case.

Hmm, that's close it, but not quite the point of Palin. See, if she was completely just spitting out nouns and verbs with no sense of syntax then no one would listen to her. She'd be completely comparable to that poor beauty queen from South Carolina.

But Palin does strike a chord, and that chord resonates with people because she reinforces the same idea ad naseum. So to some people it sounds like idiot blather, but for a lot of people, very smart people on the right, it sounds like she is hitting the right notes, being a "straight talker" (the irony is not lost here), and speaking a language the people can understand.

Which, when you think about it, is terrifying.

Comments (13)

No. 1 · Laura

Right off the bat,

"we govern with strong executive experiences…"

Is that what we govern with Sarah? Our strong experiences?

Posted: Nov 14, 2008 at 6:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Laura

And how do you "bring back change?" Isn't change what you DIDN'T have before?

Please post your favorite Palin near-miss at meaning below.

Posted: Nov 14, 2008 at 6:52 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Billy Rageguy

She's actually subjectivally sensical when compared to the French:

http://www.entertonement.com/c.....uh-you-did

Posted: Nov 14, 2008 at 8:04 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Michael Scott

Funny how she wouldn't do a press conference during the campaign, but after it's over, nobody is holding her back.

Coincidence?

Perhaps the McCain people really saw how stupid she was and what a fool she'd make of herself…

Someone ask her how many continents there are in the world.
Ask her if Malta is part of Europe or the Middle-East, "betcha" she doesn't know.

She's a moron.
The McCain people knew it and hence they held her back.
Now she can't shut up because there's nobody to hold her back.

Posted: Nov 14, 2008 at 8:28 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Perez Castro

She's not the brightest - but you know who is even more ridiculous? Joe Biden - the future Dan Quayle.
Good Luck Bitches.

Posted: Nov 14, 2008 at 9:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · fancypants mcgee

I swear it is because corporate lingo has deadened the brains of Americans. We are so used to hearing important-sounding, meaningless phrases that we don't even notice them anymore.
Like: Our efforts involve establishing a long-term commitment to management leadership from support through functionality of the highest integrity.
What the hell does that mean? Who knows? I once wrote that kind of crap for a living, and my clients loved it. She spews the same type of hollow speeches, just filled with more awkward pauses.

Posted: Nov 14, 2008 at 9:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Regis

Missed periods have plagued Sarah all her adult life…

Posted: Nov 14, 2008 at 11:28 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Phineas Fogg

@Regis: wicked funny, genius!!!1!1

Posted: Nov 14, 2008 at 11:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · doosh

How fortunate we all, as a nation are…to not have to listen to her…babbling…in any position of relevance. Whew.

Posted: Nov 15, 2008 at 2:51 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · jackie

THIS WOMAN IS A DINGBAT!!!!!!!
SHE NEEDS TO GO SOMEWHERE AND SIT DOWN!!!!
IT APPEARS THAT SHE HAS SUCCEEDED IN INCITING RACIAL WARS THROUGHOUT THE US.
SOMEBODY NEED TO REPORT ON THAT…..THIS WOMAN APPEARS TO BE VERY DANGEROUS

Posted: Nov 15, 2008 at 10:03 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · ItIsOnMyMind

Can she please complete a simple sentence!?!

Posted: Nov 16, 2008 at 3:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · alphillips

If you've ever beeb told you have a brain, yes this small, then try to figure what it is all about.

Posted: Nov 17, 2008 at 8:50 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · hms

Perez Castro,
You're an idiot. Biden is very bright and has more experience in US/American policy than most still alive. Did you even watch the debates for the Democratic nomination?

Posted: Nov 19, 2008 at 11:14 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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