Sarah Palin's Rhetoric Will Blow Your Mind
Diminishing braincells
 

The Dow's dropped for the seventh straight session in a row to close at 8,579 yesterday, our debt calculators can't even figure out how much we owe China at this point, and what did Sarah Palin want to focus her beady little glasses on yesterday? Hint: Not the economy (she hasn't memorized that cheat-sheet yet):

Sarah Palin wants to talk about Obama's terrorist BFF, Bill Ayers! Surprise (no one is surprised):

“Barack Obama hasn’t told the American people the total truth about that, about his association with Ayers,” Palin said on conservative radio host Laura Ingraham’s show. “Doggonit, he fails to tell the American people with candor and with truthfulness what his associations are and we have to know.”
The Alaska governor told Ingraham’s listeners that if those questions were being answered, voters would find Obama “out of the mainstream,” adding that the Illinois senator would diminish “the prestige of the United States presidency.”

Not overuse an expression of incredulousness (this campaign warrants a lot of incredule), but jesus lady, really? You talk to your voters with an affectation of Cletus the Slackjawed Yokel, and you're trying to make to point that Barack Obama would diminish the prestige of the presidency? Your whole campaign is about trying to spin Obama as an elite, precisely because he is so much more eloquent than our current commander in chief. Meanwhile we're still trying to decide if you are being completely condescending to your party base, or if you really talk like a member of the PTA after one too many eggnogs during the annual Christmas bash.

As a bonus fun-run, try learning how to talk like Sarah Palin from the guy who played Coach Maguirk on Home Movies! See? Not as easy to make those run-on sentences as it looks.

Comments (10)

No. 1 · Former Republican

LOL. What has diminished the prestige of the United States presidency is McSame picking that hillbilly Palin to be his running mate. Affairs, dui's, abuse of power, the list goes on and on. She makes tabloids like the National Enquirer very happy.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 9:18 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Republican voting Democrat

I'm sure she was run out of the PTA for being a pain in the butt. It's no wonder the former beauty queen was picked by McCain who admits to being a womanizer. Then he starts messing around with Cindy McCain to the surprise of his first wife who had no indication he was wanting a divorce until she got the papers. So McCain and Palin have a lot in common.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 9:23 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Keith

She keeps bringing up Bill Ayers! Does she think it's going to stick? No one cares! Obama was eight when Ayers was a Weatherman (and what a stupid name for a terrorist group)….and voters like myself weren't even born! I can't BELIEVE this lady got picked to be vice president!

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 9:27 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · sue

Keep it up Sarah! This is important stuff!! Domestic terrorists? You are judged by the company in which you keep, obama.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 10:53 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · BaxterJ

It's sad that the Ayers issue is all the McCain campaign has left.
http://www.entertonement.com/c.....-Open-Book

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 11:28 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Campbell

Really stupid article. There is a run on the futures market. One its a election and two the rats are jumping ship. Nether party is going to change the current economic situation no matter what they say or do. The presidential race is a separate issue.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 11:34 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Jana

I think Jon Stewart said it best when he said he lost all respect for John McCain when he plucked this "Nell" character out of the Alaskan woods…she can't speak on the issues, she doesn't know about the issues, hell, she can barely speak in coherent sentences…maybe she is just like Nell!

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 12:40 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · hms

nO one cares what Palin has to say. For God's sake, the girl doesn't even read newspapers. Can't everyone see that she's being fed her lines, like when older brothers get their yah-yahs out of teacher their toddler siblings to swear.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 1:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Liz

She is McCain's pit bull — she is a rabble rouser. Her plain speak attracks an interesting audience. I hope the "mainstream" media shows the type of shout outs that have been occuring during her rallies.

She is his biggest mistake.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 5:14 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Bambi

PALIN: the epitaph on the gravestone of McCain's run for president.

Posted: Oct 11, 2008 at 12:27 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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