Now this is a pair you probably never thought you'd see: Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese. And the gals are getting rather frisky — in that sensual art noir kind of way.

The shots are for Flaunt — that "avant-garde mag for popular culture" — but their website is more 1980 than Drudge, so we don't have much info about the articles or basis for the shoot. We guess you could perform the ancient art of picking up the magazine.

If only to preserve in paper form the one time Scarlett Johansson looked tanner than someone. Get the tissues ready … more snaps, after the jump.

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Scarlett's hot girl-on-girl action [Mollygood]