Sean Connery is having some problems with his neighbor about their shared upper East Side townhouse roof, blah blah blah. The real story here is how many times the Daily News mentions that the actor was the first James Bond:

Diamonds are forever, and so, too, apparently, is a Manhattan eye doctor's long-running court battle with Sean Connery.

A Manhattan judge scolded Dr. Burton Sultan for filing lawsuit after lawsuit against the "007" actor in a feud over roof renovations at their shared upper East Side townhouse. …

Supreme Court Justice Marcy Friedman criticized both sides for failing to reach a truce, but did not throw out Sultan's latest suit against the original James Bond in its entirety.

That's three references in a 240 word article about real estate. Not that we want Sean Connery to die, but we have a suspicion about his Daily News obituary will look like.