Now, first and foremost, we have to be honest: we're not exactly Sean Lennon's biggest fans.
We don't love his music, we're slightly creeped out by his puffy, bloated John Lennon appearance, and we can't understand how anyone requiring his hypothetical dream-date to "have an IQ above 130…[and] not have any clinical, psychological disorders" was ever romantically linked with Lindsay Lohan.
Plus, we're not completely buying that whole self-perpetuated "Sean Lennon is extremely well-endowed" rumor.
But anyhow, we're willing to put all of that aside right now and simply appreciate this Sean Lennon anecdote for exactly what it is: an amazing moment between a Beatles progeny and a New York City cab driver who thought he'd seen it all.
"When I was 15, a cabdriver asked me if I was Paul McCartney's daughter," the 31-year-old singer told AP Radio in a recent interview. "That really blew my mind."
Let it be, Sean. Let it be.

Julian pulled Excalibur from the stone, not Sean, as Yoko tried to reinvent the world to make everyone believe. Yoko deliberately kept them from growing close as brothers should and that would have been the only thing going for him after his Dad was murdered. Sean needs to find an identity that doesn't involve his mother's delusions. A good first step for Sean would be to move to London, ring up Julian and ask how he's doing, split all of John's inheritance between the two of them and refuse to answer any of his mother's phone calls….
Good points, woodhorse, I hope the sons become friends if they aren't already. Yoko sucks for her role in that, but you have to put the blame where it belongs, on John. He abandoned his son, that was on him. I know no one is perfect, but that's just always tainted Lennon in my mind, I never bought he was some great sage when he could do that to his own son. It happens so often though, a parent splits like that. Their fucking loss.
Julian and Sean are friends, really good friends, they are family. When Sean was on-tour in Europe this past year, Julian was with him most of the tour.