Searching for the Hot Needle in the Haystack of 1.3 Billion
Who is the Handsome Anonymous Chinese Guy Holding the Torch?
 


Move over, Shun Oguri. Go eff yourself, Li Yuchun! China has a new dreamboat for tiny Asian girls, if only they knew who he was. One of the anonymous guards of the Olympic torch, who was photographed repeatedly defending the flame during the free Tibet demonstrations earlier this year, known only as "Second Brother on the Right," has captured the imagination of the 126,607,344 women in China (give or take a couple).

 

In a country that big, it's easy to disappear, but now a Cinderella search has been launched to find the man who has come to represent honor and dignity (and hotness!) for the nation. "In torch relay pictures, he stayed calm and confident during violent situations, and gracious, graceful and proud in most others … Those (other) stars or idols lacking an unpolluted and vigorous temperament are not attractive any longer." Or maybe he'll be lost to the smog …

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No. 1 · Asada

China has a new dreamboat for tiny Asian girls, if only they knew who he was.
Just as they vary in skin colour, 'Asian' girls come in all different sizes. This attempt at catchy journalism kinda leaves a bitter taste in my mouth. Thanks alot for perpetuating the stereotype -____-

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 8:58 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · LiliaNic

Besides which, it's not like only Asian women like Asian men. This not tiny black girl would also really like to know more about this guy. Second brother, indeed!

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 9:44 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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