Set Your Clock for Barack's Super Secret Network Announcement
 


BIG NEWS you guys: President Barack Obama bought up a half an hour of national airtime on CBS and NBC to address U.S. voters less than a week before elections:

Obama's theme is not just change but unity, so he's appealing to the whole nation rather than a handful of tossup states," Sabato said. "He wants to win the popular vote by a good margin, which will enable him to govern."
And he's got the cash for it.
"This is another indication, if there needs to be any more, that Barack Obama's got more money than [available] television time to buy," said Evan Tracey, COO of the Campaign Media Analysis Group in Arlington, Va.

Which is good news, because the shows Obama will be bumping that evening will be Gary Unmarried and Knight Rider on CBS and NBC respectively. And since no one watches Knight Rider unless they are hardcore Will Arnett fans, and Gary Unmarried just sounds like a made-up show, it would behoove the Democratic campaign to just buy up the 8 pm Wednesday night slots every week until the election. At least it's a better idea than just spending all your monopoly money for a whole Obama channel on the Dish Network that no one watches.

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Comments (2)

No. 1 · James

I thought Val Kilmer did the voice of the car instead of Will Arnett, but I guess it doesn't really matter since the show sucks regardless.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 11:31 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Cracker

I'd rather sit thru Knight Rider than to have to listen to this fucking cocksucker for 1/2 hour…..that's enough to make someone pull an Elvis on the TV.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 11:41 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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