All is not well under the glass facade of the new Hearst Tower — especially given tonight's dedication ceremony, where Hearst chieftan Cathie Black will welcome her editors, publishers, advertisers, and virtually the identical guest list as Fox News' 10th Anniversary soiree. Over the weekend Page Six reported Seventeen editrix Atoosa Rubenstein hired "crisis manager" Mike Sitrick, the go-to guy for the likes of R. Kelly — only the latest in a string of reports about the 'Toos's internal affairs: losing top-level staffers, possibly being sued by a former intern-slash-Miss Seventeen candidate. So where does the latest development fall on West 57th? Hard to tell, given our investigative resources are being devoted to finding the home addresses of the magazine's 17 Hottest Guys.

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