Shallon Lester, the Rush & Molloy junior gossip agent, is also a "double agent." Shooting videos and offering advice to readers of DoubleAgent.com, it's Lester's job to clue in the male species about what makes attractive women want them.

You might know Lester from her chronicled attempts of trying to be Paris Hilton' BFF. But she's also the co-author of Hot Mess, about a surburban girl who takes to New York City to, like, try and make it.

As Amazon describes the book: "Emma’s totally prepped for days at a fabulous internship and nights of socialite-ing around town. But when you’re 17 and not an heiress, reality is far from pink fizzy drinks and red velvet ropes. As the summer heats up, Emma learns that glamour is hard to come by when your only friend is too boy-crazy to hang, your budget is more H&M than D&G, and you spend 8 hours a day working for a man who proves that the devil wears Dockers too."

Which has this video from Lester making perfect sense. It's where she describes the Hamptons, a mythical place she says she's never been to, as a place for losers. (Which it totally is! See you there this weekend?)

The video is below and, warning, it auto-starts. But it's quite funny.

Update: Lester writes in to tell us that she went to the Hamptons this weekend. A virgin no more!