Oh, boy. Well, as it turns out, you won't have to end the week without a quote from Observer scribe cum socialite/model Jessica Joffe. The ladies at WWD were able to corner her at Wednesday's "Glamour party" in the West Village. (Our invite must have gotten lost in the mail … or, since Jessica was hosting, maybe we were off the list.)

Oh, and did you hear? Joffe is blogging for Glamour now. And she doesn't even need to break up with Ryan Adams and go date other people to do it.

One such, co-host, Jessica Joffe, was about to kick off the fashion week blog she's keeping for Glamour (though she professed to "not really reading the blogs" that have been sniping at her lately). As to her ubiquity in Banana Republic ads around the city: "I feel like I'm in a Kafka novel. It's really frightening."

That's, uh, a pretty bold statement. Oh, well, at least she didn't say she felt like she was in a Brett Easton Ellis novel. Then again, if she reads Kafka, and has also memorized Zoolander, maybe Jessica should be blogging for Jane, instead. Oh, she's not in the actual Jane ads, though. So, that probably won't work.

ALL OVER …: [Irin Carmon, WWD]
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